You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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