I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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