WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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