People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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