...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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