just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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