Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
i think im in europe. pls send help
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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