Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
should my penis look like a turkey
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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