I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
she smelled like a LAN party
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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