You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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