Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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