After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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