So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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