The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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