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im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just took my morning after pill in the library
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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