Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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