TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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