dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I would ride that face into the sunset
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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