how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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