ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
