Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Randomize
