Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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