I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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