I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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