Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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