Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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