thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
