You work out of a Hotel?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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