I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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