We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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