I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Randomize
