I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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