Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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