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I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?

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(424): View more from California

This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it

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(910): View more from North Carolina

There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home

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(740): View more from Ohio

We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

nobody was home so I boiled the dildo

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(618): View more from Illinois

Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased

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