Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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