Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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