what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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