Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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