how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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