if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
where are you?
Hypothermia
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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