We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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