Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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