What a fucking waste of an outfit
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
50% drunk capacity currently
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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