So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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