It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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