..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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