Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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