Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I look better un-naked...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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