When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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