i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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