Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
