I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
