She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I skipped work to stalk him.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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