So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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