I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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